Daily Dose of Dealership Customer Parking

"CounterTorqueSteer" (countertorquesteer) 11/30/2013 at 11:23 • Filed to: Bad Parking

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Lamborghini Edition

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > CounterTorqueSteer 11/30/2013 at 11:27

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What is even the point of the Lambo doors if you're gonna park like a foo?

Burt > CounterTorqueSteer 11/30/2013 at 11:29

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I should have taken a picture of it, but yesterday I came across a stanced GTI at the back of a shopping mall parking lot that was quadruple parked. It was also an automatic and had an I<3BOOBIES sticker, because race car, bro.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > CounterTorqueSteer 11/30/2013 at 11:29

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Maryland!

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > CounterTorqueSteer 11/30/2013 at 11:34

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A wild Aventador did this lovely job

WARNING:NSFW

Sn210 > CounterTorqueSteer 11/30/2013 at 11:34

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Did he bring his own traffic cone too? Does he keep one pack in the frunk?

Flat Six > Burt 11/30/2013 at 11:55

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There was a 100% beige Toyota Corolla quadruple parkerd at the Home Depot yesterday. It was pretty crowded because Black Friday, but I was able to squeeze between a pair of considerately parked F250's.

YSI-what can brown do for you > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/30/2013 at 13:17

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Do you want dents in your lambo?

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > YSI-what can brown do for you 11/30/2013 at 13:31

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Do you want dents in any car? No. Asshat parking is asshat parking, no matter how expensive the car. If this were an STI everyone would be saying "what a douche!" If that person can afford an STI, that's what he/she could afford to fix—same logic should go for a lambo owner. I think people are especially careful when it comes to these types of cars, anyways.

YSI-what can brown do for you > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/30/2013 at 13:37

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To be fair, an STI can fit in a parking spot no problem. Lambos are fairly wide as you can see

If this was my car, it would be at the back end of the parking lot. Even then, there is always that guy who thinks its funny to park next to you.

Also, just be thankful that Lamborghini decided to make their doors out of steel. It makes it 1000x easier to take out dents then carbon fiber.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > YSI-what can brown do for you 11/30/2013 at 13:43

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Very true—I think this would have been completely fine at the back of the dealership. I'll forgive him if there's a gated shifter in there, though! I forgot how incredibly wide Murcielagos were, although I think the dealer spots were a good deal wider. And the STI might have a super wide widebody with massive ducts in the fenders and all! Haha

YSI-what can brown do for you > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/30/2013 at 13:56

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Fair enough, I am sure the car would have fit in there perfectly. He probably does have a gate, the early ones were more likely than later models.

scoob > CounterTorqueSteer 11/30/2013 at 17:13

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Does he really need the side intakes up? Really?

CounterTorqueSteer > scoob 11/30/2013 at 17:17

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If you saw the guy, you'd know that he needs all the attention he can get.